Sh*t Happens
Reilly attended for his Christmas haircut in Gort yesterday. The thing about haircuts with Mattie is that they’re a lot more than just a haircut. They’re experiences of deep and profound and transformative learning.
This year already Reilly and Mattie have discussed and debated a wide and varied canon of ‘ism’s’ from atheism to feminism to communism.
And their final conclusion after much reflection is very simply that ‘Sh*t Happens.’ Mattie has posted a copy of their thesis on the window in ‘Timeless Barbers’.
Read all about it here. But mostly, have a good laugh at it, and Happy Christmas to you all.
Atheism: ‘I don’t believe this sh*t.’
Buddhism: ‘Sh*t will happen to you again.’
Capitalism: ‘This is all my sh*t.’
Communism: ‘Let’s share the sh*t.’
Catholicism: ‘If sh*t happens you deserve it.’
Confusciusism: ‘Confucius say, ‘Sh*t Happens.’
Conspiracy Theorism: ‘They sh*t on us.’
Cynicism: ‘We’re all full of sh*t.’
Darwinism: ‘Survival of the sh*ttiest.’
Descartes: ‘I sh*t, therefore I am.’
Einstein: ‘Sh*t is relative.’
Environmentalism. ‘Sh*t is biodegradable.’
Existentialism: ‘What is sh*t anyway?’
Family Gathering: ‘Relatives are sh*t’.
Fatalism: ‘Ah sh*t, it’s going to happen.’
Feminism: ‘Men are sh*t.’
Hedonism: ‘I just love it when sh*t happens.’
Lawyer: ‘For enough money I can get you out of sh*t.’
Materialism: ‘Whosoever dies with the most sh*t wins.’
Mouse: ‘Oh sh*t, a cat.’
Mormonism: ‘Excrement happens.’
Mysticism: ‘This is really weird sh*t.’
Optimism: ‘Sh*t won’t happen to me.’
Rastafarianism: ‘Let’s smoke this sh*t.’
Tantra-ism: ‘Screw this sh*t.’
Trek-ism:‘To boldly sh*t where none has before.’
Statistician: ‘Sh*t is 84.7% likely to happen.’
Surrealism: ‘Fish happens.’
Televangelism: ‘Send money or sh*t will happen.’
Vegetarianism: ‘If it sh*ts don’t eat it.’
MORAL OF THE STORY.
* It doesn’t matter what your persuasion is ‘Sh*t Happens.’ The trick is to acknowledge it, accept it and deal with it.
QUOTE.
‘Sh*t happens, has happened and will continue to happen. But you (the reactor to the sh*t) get to decide what it means and what impact it will have in your world because sh*t doesn’t determine you, you determine sh*t.’
—Craig Harper
QUESTION.
1. What sh*t are you going to stop putting up with in 2023?
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Happy Christmas to all our readers.
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